The Simpsons (TV Series)

The War of the Simpsons (1991)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

Quotes 

• [Marge and Homer have an argument in the car. Marge turns on the radio] 

  Marge : When I was young, I always hated knowing my parents were fighting!

  [Bart, Lisa and Maggie watch from the house] 

  Bart : They're fighting in the car again.

  Lisa Simpson : That music always sends a chill down my spine.

• Homer : Now, about last night. You might've noticed Daddy acting a little strange and you probably don't understand why.

  Bart : I understand why. You were wasted.

  Homer : I admit it - I didn't know when to say when. Sorry it happened and I just hope you didn't lose a lot of respect for me.

  Bart : Dad, I have as much respect for you as I ever did or ever will.

  Homer : Aww.

• Lisa Simpson : Bart, Grampa is a kindly old man who trusts us. Are you sure its right to take advantage of him?

  Bart : Lis, in these crazy, topsy-turvy times, who's to say what's right or wrong. Right now, my gut is telling me: "bleed Gramps dry."

• Bart : I'll never trust another old person.

• Bart : Lisa, I have this strong unpleasant feeling I've never had before.

  Lisa Simpson : It's called remorse, you vile burlesque of irrepresible youth.