The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (TV Series)

Treasure Hunt (1968)

Harlen Carraher: Jonathan Muir

Quotes 

• [before hunting for the treasure together, Jonathan insists Claymore take an oath] 

  Jonathan Muir : Repeat after me: I promise to keep this a secret...

  Claymore Gregg : I promise to keep this a secret...

  Jonathan Muir : ...or witches will stick pins in me...

  Claymore Gregg : ...or witches will stick pins in me...

  Jonathan Muir : ...and snakes will crawl all over me, especially my ears...

  Claymore Gregg : ...and snakes will crawl all over me, especially my ears...

  Jonathan Muir : ...and be boiled in a pot of lizards' gizzards.

  Claymore Gregg : ...and I'll be boiled in a pot of lizards' gizzards.

  Jonathan Muir : Okay, you can start digging.

  Claymore Gregg : Oh, what a dreadful experience.

• [Scruffy barks and growls at Claymore] 

  Claymore Gregg : I guess my toolbox frightens him.

  Jonathan Muir : Not as much as he frightens you.

  Claymore Gregg : Don't be ridiculous. Nothing frightens me.

  Jonathan Muir : I know something that frightens you.

  Claymore Gregg : [laughs]  Uh, say, Jonathan...

  Claymore Gregg : [to Scruffy]  Pardon me.

  Claymore Gregg : [to Jonathan]  Does everything, uh, seem to be all right around here lately? Anything, uh... unusual... going on?

  Jonathan Muir : You mean besides no hot water?

  Claymore Gregg : Yes.

  Jonathan Muir : And strange noises?

  Claymore Gregg : Yes.

  Jonathan Muir : And mysterious happenings?

  Claymore Gregg : Yes.

  Jonathan Muir : And chains clanking?

  Claymore Gregg : Yes.

  Jonathan Muir : No. You better watch your step.