The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart to the Future (2000)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Kearney

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Quotes 

• Tribal Chief : So, you like to sneak into casinos?

  Bart : I wasn't gonna gamble. I just wanted a Bloody Mary.

• Lisa Simpson : There you are! Come on, we have to go. Dad pushed a waitress and Mom lost 20.000 dollars.

  Bart : You're not going to believe it, Lis. This cool Indian guy showed me our future.

  Lisa Simpson : Really? Anything good?

  Bart : I'll say! I've got my own band, and a moped.

  Lisa Simpson : What about me?

  Bart : Meh, some government job.

• Ralph Wiggum : Should we take the hover bus or the non-hover bus?

  Bart : [Bart takes two coins from his pocket and looks at them]  Non-hover.

• Ralph Wiggum : Smell ya later, Bart. Smell ya later forever!

• Bart : I can't believe "Smell You Later" replaced goodbye.

• Bart : I'm sick of hearing about Lisa. Just because she's doing a little better than me...

  Marge Simpson : She's president of the United States!

  Bart : President-*elect*. I could have been president but I'm too real. People can't deal with what I'm laying down!