The Simpsons (TV Series)
Days of Wine and D'oh'ses (2000)
Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Cletus, Comic Book Guy, Clark, Clerk, Kirk, Announcer, Pilot
Quotes
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Barney Gumble : Moe, I've come here to make amends for my disgraceful behavior over the last twenty years.
Moe : Oh, that's okay, Barn.
Barney Gumble : No, it's not okay. I broke barstools, befouled your broom closet and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled.
Moe : Well, that would explain the drop-off in play.
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Moe : [Homer arrives at Moe's] Hey Homer!
[as Homer starts to sit down]
Moe : Oh no no no, don't sit there
[wipes off another stool]
Moe : take this seat right next to the tap
Homer : But that's Barney's seat! Are you trying to make me the new Barney?
Moe : Hey ever bar needs a world class drunk
Lenny : Yeah someone who makes our alcoholism seem less raging
Homer : Well forget it I am not Barney!
[let's out a belch just like Barney's signature belch]
Moe : [everyone laughs at Homer] See Homer, it's not so bad, now dance rummy!
Homer : [sadly] Oh, okay
[hums a tunes while dancing in a disappointed manner]
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Barney Gumble : Moe, I've come here to make amends for my disgraceful behaviour over the last twenty years.
Moe : No, that's okay, Barn.
Barney Gumble : No it's not okay. I broke barstools, befouled your broom closet, and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled.
Moe : Well, that would explain the drop-off in play.
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Moe Szyslak : I got you helicopter flying lessons. Can you imagine this booze-bag at the wheel of a whirlybird? He'd be all "Look at me, I'm a tanked up loser in a helicopter!"
[bar patrons all laugh]
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Kirk van Houten : [at AA meeting] Welcome back, Homer. I see you finally hit rock bottom.
Homer Simpson : Psshh, not a chance. I can sink way lower.
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comic book guy : It seems I will never sell these she hulk vs spink comics worse cross over ever.
