The Simpsons (TV Series)

Days of Wine and D'oh'ses (2000)

Harry Shearer: Ned Flanders, Rainier Wolfcastle, Kent Brockman, Burt Reynolds

Quotes 

• Lenny : So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence... of being a jerk."

• Moe : [Homer arrives at Moe's]  Hey Homer!

  [as Homer starts to sit down] 

  Moe : Oh no no no, don't sit there

  [wipes off another stool] 

  Moe : take this seat right next to the tap

  Homer : But that's Barney's seat! Are you trying to make me the new Barney?

  Moe : Hey ever bar needs a world class drunk

  Lenny : Yeah someone who makes our alcoholism seem less raging

  Homer : Well forget it I am not Barney!

  [let's out a belch just like Barney's signature belch] 

  Moe : [everyone laughs at Homer]  See Homer, it's not so bad, now dance rummy!

  Homer : [sadly]  Oh, okay

  [hums a tunes while dancing in a disappointed manner] 

• Homer : [as the Tiki]  Behold, I'm King Talky Tiki!

  Homer : Hey, Flanders, can your god do that?

  Ned Flanders : Actually, Homer, you and I worship the same god.

  Homer : [as the Tiki]  Irregardless, I am your god, now!