- Snooker: This is the worst band I've ever heard!
- Gladys: What? Worse than Thelonious the Monk and his Tone Deaf Carol Singers?
- Snooker: Yes...
- Gladys: Worse than The Jelly Gargling Choir of Judas the Music Hater?
- Snooker: Yes...
- Gladys: Worse than New Kids on the Block ?
- [pause]
- Snooker: This is the second worst band I've ever heard!
- Little Ron: Well, don't just stand there, let's do something!
- Marian: I see. And how do we get into the castle?
- Barrington: Easy! We divert a stream so that it runs along by the castle walls, right, and gradually it'll wear them away.
- The Sheriff: If King John knows we've got a chicken, he'll have his teeth around her so quickly it will make Jaws 2 look like a goldfish.
- Guy of Gisbourne: If it's for a good cause, give all you can. That's what my scoutmaster used to say. Until he went bankrupt.