The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Elly, the Secretary (1971)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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• Jed Clampett : You used to tote her books to school.

  Jethro Bodine : Oh, yeah, I used to call her Cupcake.

  Jed Clampett : Cupcake?

  Jethro Bodine : Sweetest thing I ever put my lips to.

  Jed Clampett : Louellen was?

  Jethro Bodine : No, the cupcakes she used to tote to school in her lunch box.

• Jethro Bodine : And then I kissed her.

  Jed Clampett : You did?

  Jethro Bodine : I did, there was still some icing left on her lips.

• Jed Clampett : Boy, you is just a handful of rice away from bein' a married man.

• Daisy Moses : Jed, he left without eatin'.

  Jed Clampett : No question about it. The boy panicked.