Count Duckula (TV Series)

Igor's Busy Day (1988)

David Jason: Count Duckula, Landlord, Peasant, Belvadere

Quotes 

• Laura : Mom was hooked.

  Count Duckula : What was she, a trout?

• Laura : I like men who have charm, wit, intelligence and...

  Count Duckula : The ability to bore people witless?

• Count Duckula : What's all the noise? Nanny, what have you damaged, destroyed, demolished and...

  [He notices the couple] 

  Count Duckula : ... Delighted to make your acquaintance, how are you and who are you?

• Scott : I see we're going to have a real swell time here, Mr...

  Count Duckula : [pedantically, under his breath]  Count.

  Scott : Mr. Count. A real swell time.

• Count Duckula : Offhand, I can only think of four places for a pie: in the icebox, in the oven, in my mouth and in my stomach. Oh, yummy. What sort of pie is it? Pizza, pecan, pumpkin or pull the other one it plays Dixie?