The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Simpson in: 'Kidney Trouble' (1998)

Tress MacNeille: Intercom Nurse, Nurse, Woman, Boy at Beach

Quotes 

• Nurse : [pressing Homer to sign the "Liability Waver"]  It simply says you won't hold us responsible if you die as a result of gross negligence. It's a *standard* form.

• [Homer has joined a crew of "lost souls"] 

  Woman : We wander the seven seas trying to forget.

  Homer : Forget what?

  Englishman : Oh, boy, here we go.

  Woman : My story of jilted love is long and bittersweet. If anyone has to go to the bathroom, go now. I don't want you walking around during my story.

  Englishman : My story's better, it has tigers.

• Homer Simpson : "Liability Waver"?

  Nurse : Don't read it; just sign it!