The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa Gets an 'A' (1998)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Principal Skinner : I've just received some rather unusual news regarding your unprecedented A-triple-plus. To be honest, I'm surprised and saddened. Eh, no, not saddened. What's the word? Ah, yes, delighted!

  Lisa Simpson : What?

  Principal Skinner : I'm delighted to report that your grade brought the entire school's GPA up to our state's minimum standard. We now qualify for a basic assistance grant. It's the greatest honor the school has ever received, and it's all thanks to you. Your devotion to scholarship is a shining beacon to all who...

  Lisa Simpson : Stop it! I cheated! Cheated! Cheated! Cheated! Chated! Cheated!

  Principal Skinner : Lisa, what are you trying to say?

  Lisa Simpson : I cheated!

• Marge Simpson : Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you. You got the highest grade in the class!

  Lisa Simpson : But, Mom...

  Marge Simpson : The highest grade!