Count Duckula (TV Series)

Dr. Goosewing and Mr. Duck (1989)

David Jason: Count Duckula, Towser

Quotes 

• Count Duckula : Blood! I need blood! I must have blood; my fangs tingle to be biting necks!

• Count Duckula : [complaining about his breakfast and walking to his icebox]  Oh, well, if it's going to be porridge, at least I'll have some milk on it.

  Igor : [Igor shows up in the icebox]  Milk? Oh, sir, why not try a little...

  Count Duckula : If you're going to suggest I pour blood on my porridge, Igor, I shall be forced to order you to leave the room!

  Igor : A little drop of group AB never hurt anybody, milord.

• Count Duckula : [Igor has come with Dr.Von Goosewing]  Oh, there you are, Igor. You wouldn't happen to know what I was doing in the cellar, would you?

  Igor : Only too well, only too well!

  Count Duckula : Oh, well I don't. Ooh, boy have I got a headache. Could you get me something for it, Igor?

  Igor : The only thing that will alleviate your suffering, Count Duckula, and that of those you and your kind prey upon, is a stake!

  Count Duckula : Oh, good, well could you get me- a steak? A steak for a headache? Igor, what are y-, and you know I'm a vegetarian!

  Igor : You see, doctor, how devious, how clever the vampire can be?

• Count Duckula : Come Igor, Igor, where are these village maidens you keep telling about? Huh-huh-huh?