Count Duckula (TV Series)
No Sax Please: We're Egyptian (1988)
Brian Trueman: Nanny, 2nd Camel, Dimitri, 3rd Crow
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Quotes
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Count Duckula : [about Nanny's slamming of silverware at people] Last time, you killed three chambermaids and a footman!
Nanny : Oh, they was only part-time, sir! And the little blond one never dusted the pictures rails!
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Count Duckula : The mystic saxophone?
Igor : What the Archduck was searching for!
Count Duckula : Well, you never mentioned *that*!
Igor : I thought I did, milord.
Count Duckula : No, you did not!
Ruffles : [the Crow Brothers are eavesdropping outside the window. the first crow Brother asks the second] Here now, did he mention the mystic saxophone?
Burt : [asks the third] I don't know, did he mention the mystic saxophone?
Junior : [asks the fourth] I don't know! Eh, did he mention the mystic saxophone?
4th Crow : Uh, no.
Junior : [to second] No.
Burt : [to first] No.
Ruffles : [to Igor, who does not realize that he is there] No, you never mentioned it!
Count Duckula : You see? You never mentioned it!
Igor : I'm sorry, milord. Milord, it's rather stuffy in here. Excuse me while I open a window.
[he opens the window, which knocks the Crow Brothers down]
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2nd Camel : [seeing the castle in the desert] That's the strangest looking mirage I've seen all week!
1st Camel : Oh, that's not a mirage!
2nd Camel : I'll bet you fifty piastres it *is*!
1st Camel : You're on!
2nd Camel : Right so. Watch this.
[the second camel runs into the castle hitting his head]
2nd Camel : Ooh!
1st Camel : There you are. I told you so!
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Igor : Look, sir, a statue.
Count Duckula : Oh, it's not me, I don't look at anything like that.
Igor : I meant, sir, that it is a statue to guard the dead. A statue of the god Anubis.
Nanny : Master Duckula, close your your eyes!
Count Duckula : Huh, close my eyes?
Nanny : I won't have you looking at people with no clothes on!
Count Duckula : What are you talk - not a "nudist", Nanny, *Anubis*, it's a statue of *Anubis*! Oh, what's the use?
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Ruffles : [they are climbing the walls] Come on, lads, at about fifty-foot, we'll reach the top. Have you got the-
[he hears Nanny singing off-key]
Burt : Have I got the what, chief?
Ruffles : Listen.
[he hears Nanny singing again]
Ruffles : Makes your flesh creep, dunnit? Must be the werewolf.
Nanny : [Nanny is dusting] Now, give it a tickle with me featherduster, and it'll be as right as rain!
Ruffles : She's ticklin' it wiv' a featherduster! No wonder it's out.
Nanny : [she sweeps the featherduster outside of the window and unknowingly into Ruffles' face] There!
Ruffles : [gears up to sneeze] Ahh, ahh...
Burt : What's ah, chief?
Ruffles : Ahh...
Burt : "Ahh" *what*, chief?
Ruffles : [sneezes] Ah-choo!
[he lets go of the ledge and the four Crow Brothers plummet down to the ground]