Stuart Fratkin: Abe

Quotes 

• [Bo and Abe are using a old pirate map to search for buried treasure] 

  Abe : Sixty-one, sixty-two, sixty-three, sixty-four, sixty-five... Whoa! Cozy Cove Yacht Club? Now where do we go?

  Bo : Well, according to the map, we go ten more paces this way and four paces to the east and the treasure is buried somewhere beneath this building.

  Abe : Oh, great.

  Bo : Why would pirates bury a treasure underneath a building?

  Abe : To increase the property value.

• Abe : Waiter, we would like a table with a view of the marina, please.

  Jeffrey : Ah, every table has a view of the marina.

  Bo : In that case, we'd like a table with a view of her.

  [camera pans to a beautiful blonde sitting on the patio] 

• [Bo, Abe and Jeffrey plan to search the club's basement for hidden pirate treasure] 

  Bo : One for all!

  Abe , Jeffrey : And all for one!

  Abe : Why do I get the feeling it's not going to go according to plan?

  [after listening to the boys, conversation, Renick pulls a pistol from a desk drawer] 

  Renick : One for all... and all *for me*.

• Renick : I'm glad you've taken such an interest in the subterraean features of our yacht club, because you're going to spend your remaining days buried alive in this chamber.

  Abe : Hey, I don't mind doin' a few dishes or cleanin' a few fish to pay for what I draw the line at being buried alive!