Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (TV Series)

Family Values (2005)

Penn Jillette: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Penn Jillette : I wouldn't marry any salad bar... Unless it had pudding.

• Penn Jillette : The most frequent question we get asked about this show is, why would *assholes* like Brian Brown and Michael Medved come on a show called Bullshit! to get called "assholes"? We do not *lie* to them; we make sure they know all about the show. We give them copies of past shows, and it's always pretty clear which side of the issue we're gonna be on. The long answer is that people who come on this show generally consider themselves to be bulletproof. Most have never talked to *anyone* with a dissenting view, and *certainly* no one with a real research team, like ours. If you say something on our show, we check it. If you lie or make something up, we know. But we're fair - we never take people out of context. We're biased as all fuck, but we *try* to be honest. Now, that's the long answer. The short answer?

  [Penn and Teller shrug]