Undergrads (TV Series)
Roommates (2001)
Pete Williams: Parker 'Nitz' Walsh, Justin 'Gimpy' Taylor, Cal Evans, Rocko Gambiani
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Quotes
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[Cal is playing the piano]
Cal : Valereeee, you're the one for meeeeee, slrrrpp, I love youuuuuuu, oh Valereeeee, slrrp, when we met, we just wanted sex, but now we want more, slrrp...
Gimpy : A girl! Can you believe it? A girl thinks she can out-hack me!
Nitz : You don't say. Pretty soon those uppity women folk will be wanting to vote.
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Cal : What do you think sounds better, guy? ValerEE, or VAlerEEE?
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Rocko : Friends can do it. Thats what Cosmo says. But I don't read the articles, I just look at the pictures.
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Cal : [combing his eyebrows with Nitz's toothbrush] Hey, do you think my brows are too bushy guy?
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Nitz : He can eat my ravioli... he can eat my ass!
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Rocko : Ok look. I think we're all feeling a little... premenstrual right now, but with a calcium-rich diet... a-and then there's bloating, and cramping, and nobody ever said labor was going to be easy.
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Cal : Sex SEX sex...
Gimpy : Girls are the enemy.
Rocko : Not this one. Man she's been a bad, bad girl.
Nitz : Rocko, are you reading Cosmo?
Rocko : Yeah! It's a buck cheaper than Jugs, and it smells like chicks.
Cal : Oh VAAleREEE...
Rocko : Cal would you shut up? I'm trying to maintain my stiffy... dammit!
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Nitz : Well Gimpy, this is never easy to say, but you look like Daria.
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Jessie : If I miss another bio lab, I'm screwed.
Nitz : [nervously] Screwed?
Jessie : And I've got that male sexuality exam tomorrow. Can you test me tonight?
Nitz : [more nervously] Uhh, me? Thats not really my...
Jessie : Forte? Yeah me neither. Toss me my deodorant?
[Nitz looks and sees 'Secret - made for a woman' on it and runs out of the room]
Jessie : You got that stomach thing again?
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Nitz : Do you know how hard it was to reunite Notes to Myself? They aren't even speaking to each other.
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Gimpy : I've never said this to anyone She-Prime, but I never want us to shut down.
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Cal : I never noticed this birthmark on your ankle, guy!