- [Cal is playing the piano]
- Cal: Valereeee, you're the one for meeeeee, slrrrpp, I love youuuuuuu, oh Valereeeee, slrrp, when we met, we just wanted sex, but now we want more, slrrp...
- Gimpy: A girl! Can you believe it? A girl thinks she can out-hack me!
- Nitz: You don't say. Pretty soon those uppity women folk will be wanting to vote.
- Rocko: Friends can do it. Thats what Cosmo says. But I don't read the articles, I just look at the pictures.
- Rocko: Ok look. I think we're all feeling a little... premenstrual right now, but with a calcium-rich diet... a-and then there's bloating, and cramping, and nobody ever said labor was going to be easy.
- Jessie: If I miss another bio lab, I'm screwed.
- Nitz: [nervously] Screwed?
- Jessie: And I've got that male sexuality exam tomorrow. Can you test me tonight?
- Nitz: [more nervously] Uhh, me? Thats not really my...
- Jessie: Forte? Yeah me neither. Toss me my deodorant?
- [Nitz looks and sees 'Secret - made for a woman' on it and runs out of the room]
- Jessie: You got that stomach thing again?
- Nitz: Do you know how hard it was to reunite Notes to Myself? They aren't even speaking to each other.