- Earl: A simple misunderstanding gets a lot less simple once you add choppers and a S.W.A.T team. Those guys have bazookas.
- Randy Hickey: I still can't believe you didn't call me when you were playing paintball. It combines two of my favorite things: Toy guns and paint. Not gonna be any more paintball for me, Randy. I'm crossing him off the list. Wait. Three things- I also like balls. Balls of paint. I like balls of paint.
- Earl: Not gonna be any more paintball for me, Randy. I'm crossing him off the list.
- [Knocking]
- Alby: I wanna live with you.
- Randy Hickey: Wait. Three things- I also like balls.
- [Alby looks at him]
- Randy Hickey: Balls of paint. I like balls of paint.