The Simpsons (TV Series)
I Love Lisa (1993)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier
Quotes
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[At breakfast, Marge puts a plate with the food spelling out "I Love You" in front of Homer]
Marge Simpson : And this is for my huggy-bug, in honor of this special day.
Homer : [thinking] Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that's crazy talk!
[Marge's smile fades]
Homer : [thinking] She's getting impatient, take a stab at it!
Homer : [aloud] Happy... Valentine's Day!
Marge Simpson : Oh, thank you, dear.
[kisses him]
Homer : Woo hoo!
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Marge : What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge : Well, honey...
Homer : Let me handle this, Marge. I've heard 'em all.
[ticking off on his fingers]
Homer : "I like you as a friend", "I think we should see other people", "I no speak English"...
Lisa : I get the idea.
Homer : "I'm married to the sea", "I don't want to kill you, but I will"...
Marge : Honey! Lisa, I'd tell this boy you're flattered, but you're just not ready for this sort of thing.
Lisa : Thanks, Mom.
Homer : And if that doesn't work- six simple words: "I'm not gay but I'll learn."