Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Starfighters (1994)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson

Quotes 

• Mike Nelson : I really think there is more *nothing* in this movie than in any movie we have seen!

• Mike Nelson : [as a guy running from a desert]  Oh, it was pretty rough, man. I had to eat a lizard and drink my urine.

  Tom Servo : [as other guy]  But you were only here for ten minutes!

  Mike Nelson : [as the runner]  I know, but...