The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart vs. Australia (1995)

Hank Azaria: Bruno Dundridge, Australian with Spoon, Man at Arctic #2, Translator, U.S. Marine, Boomerang Man

Quotes 

• [Bart is showing Lisa his pocket knife] 

  Australian with Spoon : You call that a knife?

  [the man pulls out a spoon] 

  Australian with Spoon : *This* is a knife.

  Bart : [confused]  That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

  Australian with Spoon : Alright, alright you win. I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

• Bruno Dundridge : Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of parliament.

  [yells out window] 

  Bruno Dundridge : Hey, Gus! I got something to report to you.

  [Later, as Gus tends his swine] 

  Gus : That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way to the Prime Minister.

  [they go down to a lake] 

  Gus : Hey! Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!

  Prime Minister : [floating naked on an inner tube with a beer]  Eh, mates! What's the good word?

• Translator : Please to repeat again and I will translating for the el presidente.

  Translator : [slowly]  Which way does the water turn in your toilet?

  Translator : [in Spanish]  He says the tide is turning!

  El Presidente : [in Spanish]  Ay, caramba! Then the rebels will soon take the capital. I must flee!

  El Presidente : [dives out window] 

• Bruno Dundridge : Hey, you're just some punk kid, aren't you? Well, you picked the wrong guy to tangle with, mate!

  Bart : [laughs]  I don't think so. You're all the way over in Australia. Hey, I think I hear a dingo eating your baby.

• [at an American embassy] 

  Homer : [points to guard]  Hey, look. You're one of those guards like at Buckingham Palace. I can do whatever I want, and you can't do anything.

  [starts dancing and pulling stupid faces] 

  U.S. Marine : [punches Homer in the face]  No, sir. United States Marine Corps, sir.