The Simpsons (TV Series)

Grade School Confidential (1997)

Tress MacNeille: Agnes Skinner, "No, One!"

Quotes 

• Agnes Skinner : I collect pictures of cakes that I clip out of the magazines. It all started in 1941 when "Good Housekeeping" featured a photo of a lovely cake.

  Bart Simpson : You wouldn't happen to have any real cakes around here, would you?

  Agnes Skinner : Oh, my, no! I don't care for cake, too sweet. Now, this is called a Lady Baltimore cake.

  [points to a picture] 

  Agnes Skinner : At my age, I don't have much saliva left, so you'll have to lick my thumb before I can turn the page.

  [holds her thumb up to Bart] 

  Bart Simpson : Oh. Can't I just turn the page for you?

  [reaches for the page] 

  Agnes Skinner : [slaps Bart's hand away]  No! But you can pick out any picture you want to take home with you.

  Bart Simpson : Okay... that one.

  [points] 

  Agnes Skinner : [slaps his hand away again]  No! You can't have that one! That's a COCONUT CAKE!

• Agnes Skinner : Seymore I told u I don't want you playing in the neighbor's yard.

• Agnes Skinner : WELL IF YOU WERE INVITED THEN I MUST HAVE BEEN TOO,