"The Simpsons" Lisa's Date with Density (TV Episode 1996) - Harry Shearer as Skinner, Mr. Burns, Largo, Jasper, Ned Flanders, Eddie

Ned Flanders : [awakened by the phone ringing] Howdily-diddely.

Homer Simpson : [on the phone via the auto-dialer] Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look...

Ned Flanders : [hangs up] Oh, it's that darn recording again.

Maude Flanders : Of course it was. It's been calling all night. Just unplug the phone.

Ned Flanders : [Ned turns out the light and the phone rings again] Howdily-di.

Homer Simpson : Greetings, friends.

Ned Flanders : [hangs up] Dang!

Maude Flanders : I told you to unplug the phone.

Ned Flanders : But it could be my mother!

[the phone rings]

Ned Flanders : Howdy...

Homer Simpson : Greetings, friends...

Ned Flanders : [hangs up] Shoot!

Maude Flanders : That is it, Ned! If you don't unplug that phone right now, you're sleeping on the lawn.

Homer Simpson : [out his window] Will you two shut up? People are trying to sleep!
Mr Burns : Eternal happiness for one dollar? I'd be happier with the dollar.
Principal Seymour Skinner : I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl.

[everybody laugh]

Principal Seymour Skinner : [chuckles] I guess it is a little funny.
Professor Dewey Largo : Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"?

Harry Shearer: Skinner, Mr. Burns, Largo, Jasper, Ned Flanders, Eddie