The Simpsons (TV Series)
Mountain of Madness (1997)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : Mr. Smithers! Mister Smithers! I found another hurt shrew. I think this one has a twisted ankle.
Smithers : Agh, twisted ank - aren't there any healthy animals in this forest?
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Homer Simpson : So, Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate retreat up in the mountains to learn about "teamwork". Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around here.
Bart Simpson : Teamwork is overrated.
Homer Simpson : Huh?
Bart Simpson : Think about it. I mean, what "team" was Babe Ruth on? Who knows?
Marge Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Yankees.
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Smithers : [sarcastically] Oh, great! It's the Bobbsey Twins. Well take your prying eyes elsewhere!
[ruefully]
Smithers : Ooh I'm sorry. It hasn't been a good day. If I don't get to the top of the mountain real soon I could get fired.
Lisa Simpson : We'll help you!
Bart : I have a watch with a minute hand!
Smithers : Ugh. Alright, you can come. What time IS it?
Bart : 12:80. No wait... wait. What... what comes after twelve?
Smithers : One.
Bart : No, AFTER twelve!
Smithers : [disgustedly] Uggghhh!
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[everyone is gathered around the fireplace; Lenny throws a moose head into the fire; Bart, Lisa and Smithers enter the cabin]
Lisa Simpson : Mr. Smithers! Mr. Smithers! That moose is on fire!
Waylon Smithers : [storms in angrily] Fine. Good. I don't care anymore. I'm the last one here. You kids cost me my job.
Lenny Leonard : You ain't last, Mr. Smithers.
Waylon Smithers : [sighs in relief] Thank goodness.
Carl Carlson : Yeah, Burnsie and Homer never made it.
Waylon Smithers : [looks out the window] Mr. Burns is still out there?
Lisa Simpson : [gasps] What about our dad?