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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We're not so sure it was an accident, Abs.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Not sure, meaning what?
Officer Ziva David : We think whoever set up the crime scene might be after Abby.
Abby Sciuto : [chuckles] Me? Who'd want to kill *me*? I mean, Tony I understand, but...
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I don't want you to be alone tonight, Abs. You're going with McGee!
Abby Sciuto : Great! Like I haven't been traumatized enough today.
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Abby Sciuto : I dated him last year and things just got a little out of hand.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Did I mention the restraining order?
Abby Sciuto : Ok it was lot out of hand.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Why didn't you come to me, Abby?
Abby Sciuto : Because, Gibbs, I wanted him restrained. Not beaten to a pulp with a baseball bat.
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Abby Sciuto : [showing him her stun gun] Ziva gave me this. Cynthia gave me the pepper spray. The knuckles are Director Shepherd's.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No one is going to hurt you, Abby.
Abby Sciuto : You're just saying that to make me feel better.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Did it?
Abby Sciuto : Yeah, can you say it again.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Nobody's gonna hurt you, Abs.
[puts his arm around her]
Abby Sciuto : Can I stay at NCIS until you find him?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Mm-hm. I'll move your whole lab into the elevator if it will make you feel better.
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Mikel Mawher : I know we got off on the wrong foot.
Abby Sciuto : The wrong foot? The only right foot, is my foot up your ass!
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Abby Sciuto : What self-respecting drug dealer cuts his cocaine with potassium cyanide?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Obviously, one who doesn't care about repeat business.
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Abby Sciuto : This is not my toothbrush.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Then I must have bought a second one and forgot about it.
Abby Sciuto : It's a ladybug tooth brush, McGee. It's for cute girls named Gina Marie that bake cookies and wear J Lo Glow, not for a quasi-manly Federal agent who carries a gun.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Do you want to use it or not?
Abby Sciuto : An anonymous toothbrush? I would rather remove my own tonsils with Typhoid Mary's straight razor.
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Abby Sciuto : [after the van door opens, the would-be-kidnapper falls to ground] Be with you in a minute, Gibbs! And don't look up my skirt!
[presses her taser, the kidnapper gets shocked]
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Abby Sciuto : The Lunar Effect is a myth. There is no statistical correlation between phases of the moon and human behavior. That's why it would never work between us.
Officer Ziva David : Because the Lunar Effect is a myth?
Abby Sciuto : No, because I'm a scientist and he plays with voodoo dolls.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : But you play with voodoo dolls, Abby.
Abby Sciuto : I mean it metaphorically McGee.
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Abby Sciuto : [in Gibbs' basement] Nothing like a dungeon like basement to quiet the nerves.
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Abby Sciuto : [drunk] I don't know why people drink alcohol when they're depressed, because alcohol is a depressant. Now I'm still 'pressed... and I'm nauseous.
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Abby Sciuto : I can see why you like workin' on the boat there Gibbs. It's very cathartic.
[accidentally knocks a chunk out of the boat]
Abby Sciuto : Oops.
[hands the tools sheepishly over to Gibbs]
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Officer Ziva David : In my professional opinion, the risk of serious injury is substantial.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : I agree, but there are protocols that have to be followed.
Officer Ziva David : Which are useless if it doesn't impart a tactical advantage.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Don't underestimate appearances, Ziva. I've known entire missions to fail because an asset didn't button her lapel properly.
Officer Ziva David : I see your point.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : So we are in agreement?
[Ziva nods]
Officer Ziva David , NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : [both turn to Abby] Heels!
Abby Sciuto : I hate court!
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Your sacrifice is noted and appreciated. Let's talk outfits!