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Smiley Face (2007) Plus avec IMDbPro »

Jane F.: *That* is where corn chips come from. Hmm... Maybe ol' Professor Hardwood is onto something. He probably really loves corn. And all corn-related products. I mean, isn't that what you're supposed to put in a frame? Things you love? I'm gonna do that. When I'm get home, I'm gonna frame a bunch of stuff I love. Like lasagna. I *love* lasagna. It's SO good. And cheesy. You know who else loves lasagna? Garfield. Man, that cat really loves lasagna. Maybe I should put a picture of Garfield in a frame. You know, as a kind of shorthand way of saying 'I love lasagna.' That would be so f*cking inside. Or how 'bout a photo of *President* Garfield? Oh shit, that would be totally meta! People would be all like: Jane, why do you have a photo of President Garfield on your mantle? And I'd be like: Because I like lasagna, of course.

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Jane F.: It's really bright out, officer.
Officer Jones: Would you mind removing your hand from your forehead?
Jane F.: It's really bright out.

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Officer Jones: What's your name?
Jane F.: Uh... Christy?
Officer Jones: You don't sound too sure of that.
Jane F.: No, it's Christy.
Officer Jones: Well, Christy... How come your friend just called you Jane a second ago?
Jane F.: Jane's uhh... my... religious... name?

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Roscoe Lee Browne: Shall we say a few words about Brevin Ericson? Shall we say a few words about love? For Brevin Ericson is completely, 100%, head-over-heels, in love. Perhaps it's difficult for you to comprehend how anybody could be so passionately-inclined toward someone like this. But do not judge her too harshly. After all, how was she to know they were pot cupcakes. And ask yourselves: who amongst you might not have done the same? Who are we to judge what beats in a young man's heart?

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Jane F.: I'm talking about something bigger than our petty, you know, yearnings.

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Steve the Dealer: This is the last time, you have to pay me back today.
Jane F.: No problem.

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Brevin: [at the dentist] I kind of like it. I mean, it's not like I'm a masochist or anything, it's just.. Well, in a way, it makes me feel like, "Yeah.. my teeth are being taken care of." You know? It makes me feel... prosperous.

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Agent: [on the phone] So, listen up Jane. I really busted my ass getting you this audition, so please, please don't fuck it up. I mean it seems like you don't give a shit about any of this. Do you? Do you even give a shit?
[long pause]
Jane F.: I give a shit.

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Jane F.: Deep scraping huh? That sounds fuckin' awesome. Maybe I should get one?
Brevin: Well, I think you need an appointment.
Jane F.: Oh yeah... an appointment! "
[laughs out like crazy]
Jane F.: "

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Jane F.: [Jane enters the auditon room] Hey, I'm Jane. It's nice to meet you... I've heard alot about you.
Casting Director: Excuse me?
Jane F.: [Jane start giggling] He he he he, nothing... aaah... wiiieeeeeeeh
Casting Director: Are you alright?
Jane F.: I'm fantastic! How are you?
Casting Director: I'm fine...
Jane F.: Great!

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Jane F.: C'mon, dude! We don't wanna be late to that dentist appointment of yours! "
[Jane smashes up the door of the car into a lamppost]
Jane F.: "

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Jane F.: [Brevin is finally finished after his dentist appointment and gets out to the waiting room where Jane is and Jane imidietly freaks out] OOOH, thank fucking god! This has been the longest, dollest, most uncomfortable thing, I can remember ever doing! I really thought that I was gonna DIE of boredom!

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