- Homer Simpson: Ah no. No freezing.
- Owner: No Mr. Simpson. This is a sensory deprivation tank. It blocks out all the external distractions that bombard our souls.
- Homer Simpson: Can you pee in it?
- Lisa Simpson: I'll take two hours!
- Homer Simpson: Me too.
- Lisa Simpson: I can't believe you did this dad. Why didn't you put that thing in your room?
- Homer Simpson: Hmm, that thought never occurred to me. Funny how your mind works in a crisis.
- Lisa: Dad, I still don't understand how you could just give my room away?
- Homer: Honey, what's your favorite movie?
- Lisa: Well, until you taped over it, "The Little Mermaid".
- Homer: That's right. "The Odd Couple". Meet your new, comically mismatched roommate- Bart.
- Bart: I'm going to make your life a living hell.
- Lisa: Ohh...
- [Homer hums "Odd Couple" theme, shoves Lisa into the room and runs away]
- Announcer: That was "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats, or as they're known today... Men Without Jobs.
- Owner: You're about to take a journey into the mind. You may see and experience things that are strange and frightening. But remember, they can't physically harm you, though they may destroy you mentally.
- Lisa Simpson: I just wish you could keep an open mind about other cultures.
- Homer Simpson: Other cultures are fine. I'm just saying I can get along in life without a "tooth brush."
- Lisa Simpson: But corporate sponsorship cheapens our nation's treasures.
- OmniTouch Representative: Actually, they're OmniTouch's treasures now. We bought them during the last budget crisis.
- Lisa Simpson: How come the Smithsonian needs to be sponsored by a cell phone company?
- OmniTouch Representative: I can answer that. Uncle Sam needs to spend our tax Dollars on the essentials: Anti-tobacco programs, pro-tobacco programs, killing wild doggies, and Israel.