NCIS (TV Series)
Hiatus (Part I) (2006)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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[after Tony refers to "The Usual Suspects."]
Officer Ziva David : I'm confused.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [from the backseat] So am I, and I saw the DVD twice.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : "The Sound of Music" confuses *you*, Probie.
Officer Ziva David : I love that movie!
[She starts to sing, DiNozzo claps a hand over her mouth]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : One note, and I will lock you in a room and make you listen to "It's a Small World" for 24 hours straight. Do we understand each other?
Officer Ziva David : [muffled] Mmm-hmm.
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[first lines]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : This is so "Usual Suspects".
Officer Ziva David : Tony, your dying words will be, "I've seen this film".
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Whatever you came to say better be pretty damn important.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Abby slapped Ziva and Ziva slapper her back.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Damn! I missed it.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Coffee.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Coffee?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sure way to wake Gibbs.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Good idea, but he's intubated. We'll have to use the I.V.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : If there's going to be any bitch slapping on this team, I'll do it. Clear? Good, now shake hands.
[Abby and Ziva shake hands]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : There we go. That wasn't so tough, was it? How about a little hug? Big buddy hug, come on.
[Abby and Ziva hug]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : There we go. Come on, now a deep tongue kiss.
[Abby and Ziva punch Tony]
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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : I was out of line.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You are the director, Ma'am. You cannot be out of line.