The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Getting Settled (1962)

Nancy Kulp: Jane Hathaway

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• Jane Hathaway : [inquiring after Jethro's Oxford credentials]  I presume he went to Eton as a boy?

  Jed Clampett : If I know Jethro, he went to eatin' the minute he was born.

  Jane Hathaway : Yes of course. I suppose his father matriculated him?

  Jed Clampett : I kinda think maybe it was his ma.

• Jane Hathaway : What kind of a cook are you?

  Daisy Moses : I'm a cook with a stove that don't draw, food that's froze solid, chickens that can't be caught, eggs that can't be broke and a smart-alecky city woman tellin' me my business.

  Jane Hathaway : Mind your tongue little woman I can have your job.

  Daisy Moses : You sure can and the sooner the better.

• Jane Hathaway : What are we cooking for Mr. Clampett?

  Daisy Moses : Well I don't know what you're cookin', but if he wants any vittles from me, somebody better shoot a possum.

  Jane Hathaway : Possum?

  Daisy Moses : You got a better idea?

  Jane Hathaway : But of course, a nice fluffy soufflé.

  Daisy Moses : All right. You shoot it and you skin it.

• Jane Hathaway : Jethro, you can take that pink chicken back out to the cement pond. We're goin' out and shoot us a nice big fluffy soufflé.

• Jed Clampett : As a matter of fact, Jethro won the eatin' championship.

  Jane Hathaway : How marvelous. What was he champion of?

  Jed Clampett : Eatin'.

  Jane Hathaway : I know, but what was it? Cricket?

  Jed Clampett : No, no, it was crawdad. I don't think even Jethro would eat crickets.