The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Getting Settled (1962)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

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• Jed Clampett : Jethro, you swear to be tellin' the truth?

  Jethro Bodine : So help me, Jefferson Davis.

  Daisy Moses : You take yer hat off when you speak of the President.

  Jethro Bodine : He ain't President no more.

  Daisy Moses : I'l have no Yankee talk in my kitchen!

• Jane Hathaway : What kind of a cook are you?

  Daisy Moses : I'm a cook with a stove that don't draw, food that's froze solid, chickens that can't be caught, eggs that can't be broke and a smart-alecky city woman tellin' me my business.

  Jane Hathaway : Mind your tongue little woman I can have your job.

  Daisy Moses : You sure can and the sooner the better.

• Jane Hathaway : What are we cooking for Mr. Clampett?

  Daisy Moses : Well I don't know what you're cookin', but if he wants any vittles from me, somebody better shoot a possum.

  Jane Hathaway : Possum?

  Daisy Moses : You got a better idea?

  Jane Hathaway : But of course, a nice fluffy soufflé.

  Daisy Moses : All right. You shoot it and you skin it.

• Daisy Moses : Hey Jed, this here is dandy soil.

  Jed Clampett : Fine Granny, we'll commence to plowin' tomorrow.

  Milburn Drysdale : But this is Beverly Hills.

  Jed Clampett : Dirt is dirt.