Hot Rod (2007)
Jorma Taccone: Kevin Powell
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Quotes
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Rod Kimble : Hey, everybody! I got some awesome news. We have a new crew member today, Denise. So I thought it would be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. I'll start. My name is Rod, and I like to party. All right, Dave, you're up.
Dave : Uh, hi. Uh, my name is Dave, and uh... I like to party.
Rod Kimble : Uh, no, Dave. I just said that I party, so maybe you could do something different from me.
Dave : My name is Dave, and I... am the stuntman.
Rod Kimble : You know what? Let's move on. Rico, you're up.
Rico : Uh, hello! I'm Rico, and I like to party.
Rod Kimble : Yeah, uh, Rico, what did I just say to Dave?
Rico : Who?
Rod Kimble : Dave!
Kevin Powell : I like to party. I'm Rod.
Rod Kimble : No! You're Kevin!
Kevin Powell : Right, Kevin. I party.
Rod Kimble : No, no, you don't. Okay, nobody parties but me.
Dave : Yes, and we party.
Rod Kimble : No!
Rico : Yeah, just Rod...
Rod Kimble : Yes!
Rico : ...and me!
Rod Kimble : No! I'm the only one who parties!
Kevin Powell : I'm pretty sure I've partied before.
Rod Kimble : No, Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party. Okay? You do not party!
Kevin Powell : You're right. Dave's the party guy.
Dave : Haha, sweet!
Rod Kimble : Oh, my God, shut up! Okay? I'm just gonna do it for you.
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Rod Kimble : [pronouncing the 'wh'] The safe word is "WHiskey."
Kevin Powell : Sorry, Rod, What was that?
Rod Kimble : [pronouncing the 'h'] "WHiskey"
Kevin Powell : [pronouncing it with a silent 'h'] Don't you mean "Whiskey?"
Rod Kimble : [pronouncing the 'h'] WHat?
Kevin Powell : You're saying it weird.
Rod Kimble : [pronouncing every W as WH] Saying WHat WHEird?
Kevin Powell : All of it.
Rod Kimble : [pronouncing the 'h']
[scoffs]
Rod Kimble : WHere do you get off?
Kevin Powell : I just don't get why your saying it that way?
Rod Kimble : [pronouncing every W as WH] WHY I'm saying WHat *WHAT* WHay?
Kevin Powell : Forget it.
Rod Kimble : [pronouncing every W as WH] I WHill! I WHill forget it!
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Rod Kimble : Cool beans?
Kevin Powell : Cool beans.
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Dave : Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?
Kevin Powell : Oh, Denise isn't his sister.
Dave : She's not?
Kevin Powell : No
Dave : Oh. That shatters my entire universe.
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Kevin Powell : Hey, Rod, what's that song about a grandma getting run over by a reindeer?
Rod Kimble : "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer"?
Kevin Powell : [swivels hips] noooo...!
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Rod Kimble : [bowing, in a high pitched sing-song voice] Ancestors protect me.
Kevin Powell : [bows back and sings in a high pitched voice] May they protect you.
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Rod Kimble : [bowing, sings] Gods of *War*.
Kevin Powell : [bows back, sings] May your hammer be mighty.
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Kevin Powell : [after Rod asks Cathy out] Wow, Rod, I can't believe she said yes.
Rod Kimble : Yeah, well, you have only to believe if you wish to achieve, Kevin. That rhymed. Unintentional.
Dave : Man, Rod! I am just green with jealous rage right now!
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Rod Kimble : [guessing the flavors of Jelly Belly's] Toasted marshmallow.
Kevin Powell : Right.
[hands him another]
Rod Kimble : [confused look] Raspberry?
Kevin Powell : [looks down in disappointment]
Rod Kimble : Psych! Very Cherry.
Kevin Powell : Right. A hundred straight!
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Kevin Powell : It's bouncing around the Web like a beachball at a Nickelback concert.
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Kevin Powell : Wow, Rod. I can't believe she said yes.
Rod Kimble : Yeah Kevin. You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional.
Denise : Wow. She's really pretty, Rod.
Rod Kimble : I know, D. But it's more than that me and Kathy. It's emotional. She gets me.
Dave : Wow, Rod. I am just green with jealous rage right now!