Mortified (TV Series)
Taylor's DNA (2006)
Marny Kennedy: Taylor Fry
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Taylor : In exactly one minute, my life will end.
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Taylor : Why can't my Mum be like everyone else's? I mean... Why can't she be a nurse?... or a teacher?... or a nursing teacher?... somewhere in Africa.
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Taylor : I know what you're thinking: my life is seriously bad, eh? But it gets worse... much worse. See that big canary over there in the red undies? Well, that's my Dad...
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Taylor Fry : Oh, in case you're wondering: "Layla" is an ancient Gaelic name, for boy magnet. Whereas my name, "Taylor Fry", is old Norse for
[scoffs twice]
Taylor Fry : bony fish dish.
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[Talking about Taylor's parents]
Taylor Fry : Tell me they can't be doing this to me.
Hector : They're doing this to you.
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Taylor Fry : This can't be happening.
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Taylor Fry : Leon.
Leon : What?
Taylor Fry : I have to explain. It's about my parents.
[pause, thinking hard]
Taylor Fry : See, my Dad has this brain injury. It makes him do things. Behave like a lunatic.
[pause, thinking hard again]
Taylor Fry : And Mum hasn't been the same since the tree fell on her.
Leon : [not really listening] Yeah?
Taylor Fry : It took six chain saws to get her out.
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Taylor Fry : So this is it. This is how my life will end. The cause of death: Public humiliation. Could the death of Taylor Fry have been prevented?
[changing her voice]
Taylor Fry : I'm afraid not, your honour. The victim's mother wore a midriff top. She belly-danced... in front of the whole school.
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Taylor Fry : [introducing Brittany to the audience] That's Brittany. She's practically perfect. Perfect teeth. Perfect nose. Perfect eyes... even her parents are perfect.
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Taylor Fry : Did I mention Brittany's house is perfect, too. And guess what? It just so happens to be right next door to mine.
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[last lines]
Taylor Fry : [to Hector, about Leon] Don't you hate it, when a person you really really like just thinks you're a dork?
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Taylor Fry : [speaking to Skinny Vinny, the greyhound] So, uh... been in the racing game long?