- Mitchell: [talking how ethical the Manatees are as writers] Either everything's okay to write about, or nothing is.
- Trucker: [Dropping Kyle off at the FOX Network studios] I really hope you succeed, kid. I don't wanna see "Family Guy" go off the air. I really like that show.
- Kyle Broflovski: I'll do everything I can.
- Trucker: I mean, I know it's just joke after joke, but I like that. At least it dosen't get all preachy and up its own ass with messages, you know?
- Osama bin Laden: [translated text] If you look closely at the writing in "Family Guy", you will see that the jokes never derive from the plot, and I think that's totally gay.