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[McGee walks over dressed in his crime scene outfit]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [snickering] That's a nice outfit, probie.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Okay, the handbook says that we are required to wear this outfit at all active crime scenes. You know that.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, but not in our own building. That's like wearing a name tag in your own apartment.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ziva, let me ask you something: where did you learn to do that? Years of training in some mountain desert retreat? Blind Master Po always one step ahead of you?
[He flicks his hand at her, holding an eraser in his palm, and imitating Master Po from "Kung Fu."]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : When you take the pebble from my hand, it will be time...
[Ziva snatches the eraser away]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Whoa... do that again!
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Officer Ziva David : [Ziva and Tony are taping Brian Dempsey's hands to the steering wheel] Three and 11.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Two and 10. And that explains a lot.
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Officer Ziva David : [as they're driving to the hangar withe Brian Dempsey in the driver's seat] Are you trying to make me sick or something, Tony?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You know what, I can't see the windshield, I'm driving with my hands, and I *still* think I'm a better driver than you.
Officer Ziva David : To the left!... THE OTHER LEFT!
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[strapping Brian Dempsey's corpse into the driver's seat of a car]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : They never had this much trouble with Bernie.
Officer Ziva David : Who the hell is Bernie?