- Lucas: Never remove an empty glass. It is the customer's history, a track record of his state of mind, an important documentation which should not be fixed nor falsified.
- Doctor Lipinski: There's a reason we call you a patient, you know, and that's because you have to be patient.
- Jacques: You're doin' all right, Lucas, but you still got a lot to learn. We gotta work on your attitude. I mean, you're not a natural when it comes to hostility and arrogance but, given time, it'll come.
- Doctor Lipinski: So, how are you feeling these days?
- Jacques: Doubt. Fear. Pain. Anxiety. Distraction. Nervousness. Horror, fright, panic, dread, terror. Trepidation. I feel like a goddamn thesaurus.
- Jacques: Women can seem cute and charming on the surface, but underneath they're the same universal bitch.
- Jacques: [watching April while instructing Lucas in the art of bar-tendering] You should be taking notes here, Lucas. You need to be more of a bitch yourself, you're too nice. You see, we're not here to save people, we're here to destroy them.
- Psychiatrist: Why did you try suicide?
- Lucas: Well, you know, when it comes to survival of the fittest, I just have to throw in the towel, I guess.
- Psychiatrist: But you're not an animal, Lucas, you're a human being. You live in highly developed society that has all kinds of buffers and security nets that are designed to break your fall.
- Lucas: No, I don't follow the rules of civilization anymore. I'm outside. I'm an animal.
- Jacques: This is a bar, and by definition the capacity of a bar cannot exceed 13 people. Think Jesus and his apostles.
- Jacques: It's amazing how broccoli always makes you fart. In a way, broccoli is the embodiment of fart. If you could capture a piece of fart, materialize it, I imagine it would look pretty much like this. The incarnation of fart.
- Jacques: God-damn, you're like a piece of shit that just won't flush. Now get the fuck out of here before I get rude.
- Jacques: I don't really feel like eating an animal tonight. Can't you prepare something without a face? Like an octopus or something?