- Coach John McGuirk: I want my money back!
- Freda: What?
- Coach John McGuirk: My tip money! All those tips I left.
- Freda: You're kidding, right?
- Coach John McGuirk: No, I gave you a lot more tips than I would have given somebody I didn't want to have sex with.
- Freda: You want me to give you your money back?
- Coach John McGuirk: Well part of that, I think is deservedly mine.
- Freda: You have to be kidding me! That's ridiculous!
- Coach John McGuirk: How come you're not dumb anymore?
- Freda: You know what? Take your money! Take it! You can have it!
- Coach John McGuirk: Great, give it.
- Freda: No!
- Coach John McGuirk: What is that?
- Freda: Not *really* take it! Just 'take it!' like the way people say 'Take your money, I don't want your money'.
- Coach John McGuirk: That's crazy! You're evil!