The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Jed the Heartbreaker (1964)
Donna Douglas: Elly May Clampett
Quotes
-
Elly May Clampett : Pa come quick! Granny's sinkin' fast!
Jed Clampett : What?
Elly May Clampett : She's took to bed with double pneumonie and pond water poisonin'!
Jed Clampett : Why she never even got good and wet afore I got her outa that pond.
Elly May Clampett : Well come on Pa, she's about to breathe her last!
Jed Clampett : Granny's just tryin' to get back at me fer spoilin' her scrap with Mrs. Drysdale.
-
Daisy Moses : [Jethro and Elly May try to restrain Granny] Ain't you got no respect? Can't you see I got one foot in my grave?
Jethro Bodine : No, but I can sure feel the other one in my stomach.
Elly May Clampett : We dasn't let go, Granny. You'll go down and whomp Mrs. Drysdale.
