Mortified (TV Series)

Bigger Than Vegas (2006)

Marny Kennedy: Taylor Fry

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Quotes 

• Taylor Fry : Christmas, in most families, is fun. But in my family, it's practically an excuse for Dad to be even more embarrassing than usual.

• Taylor Fry : Who else on the planet has to put up with their Mum dressing up in a koala suit? Could there be anything more embarrassing?

  [Don and Glenda, wearing said koala suit, kiss in the front yard] 

• Taylor Fry : So, you think I could really win?

  Hector : Of course you win. Melissa was boring. And Brittany's campaign was a complete dud.

  [pause, Hector hums Brittany's campaign song] 

  Taylor Fry : Complete dud, huh?

  Hector : Well, it is kinda catchy.

  Taylor Fry : Yes, so's the flu.

• Taylor Fry : You know, I'm glad I didn't get school capatain... sort of.

  Brittany : Me too.

  Taylor Fry : But... I'm a bit disappointed.

  Brittany : I'm not.

  [pause] 

  Brittany : My parents are. It was their idea all that stuff. I didn't wanna do it. How stupid am I telling them I was nominated? Duuhhh, Brittany.