- Taylor Fry: Christmas, in most families, is fun. But in my family, it's practically an excuse for Dad to be even more embarrassing than usual.
- Taylor Fry: Who else on the planet has to put up with their Mum dressing up in a koala suit? Could there be anything more embarrassing?
- [Don and Glenda, wearing said koala suit, kiss in the front yard]
- [Brittany's campaign song]
- Brittany's Cheer Squad, Brittany's Cheer Squad, Brittany's Cheer Squad: [singing] Brittany, she's for me, she loves her school down by the sea. She's for you as much as me, Brittany, Brittany. B-R-I-T-T-A-N-Y.
- Taylor Fry: So, you think I could really win?
- Hector: Of course you win. Melissa was boring. And Brittany's campaign was a complete dud.
- [pause, Hector hums Brittany's campaign song]
- Taylor Fry: Complete dud, huh?
- Hector: Well, it is kinda catchy.
- Taylor Fry: Yes, so's the flu.
- Taylor Fry: You know, I'm glad I didn't get school capatain... sort of.
- Brittany: Me too.
- Taylor Fry: But... I'm a bit disappointed.
- Brittany: I'm not.
- [pause]
- Brittany: My parents are. It was their idea all that stuff. I didn't wanna do it. How stupid am I telling them I was nominated? Duuhhh, Brittany.