Mortified (TV Series)

Mother in the Nude (2006)

Marny Kennedy: Taylor Fry

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Quotes 

• Taylor : Dad, heaps of people make sculptures of themselves. Why does Mum have to do it in the nude? I mean, seriously: she needs help.

  Don Fry : Help? Did you say "help"?

  Taylor : [reluctantly]  Yes.

  Don Fry : [enthusiastically]  Then kindly raise your hand in the internationally recognized signal of distress.

  [Taylor reluctantly raises her hand] 

• Taylor : I know. I can develop a rare disease. Taylor Syndrome! I'll break out huge weeping sores, mystify the doctors.

  Hector : You already do.

  Taylor : Huh?

  Hector : [pointing his finger to his temple, indicating that Taylor is crazy]  Cu-ckoo.

• Glenda Fry : [to Don]  But it was *you* who saved our little girl.

  Taylor : Yeah, it won't happen again.