- Randy: Hi-ya, Pee Wee. Hi-ya, PA-terri.
- Pee-wee Herman: That's pronounced "terri." The "p" is silent.
- Randy: [rudely] Oh. Okay, Ee Wee.
- Pee-wee Herman: [crying] It's ruined! There's way too much chocolate in my ice cream soup! My snack is ruined!
- Conky: Don't cry, Pee-wee. There is a solution to every problem. Just add more ice cream.
- Pee-wee Herman: [brightening up] Yeah! Thanks, Conky!
- Knucklehead: Knock, knock.
- Pee-wee Herman: Who's there?
- Knucklehead: Dwayne.
- Pee-wee Herman: Dwayne who?
- Knucklehead: Dwayne the bathtub! I'm dwoning!
- [laughs]