Beetlejuice (TV Series)

The Big Face Off/Skeletons in the Closet (1989)

Alyson Court: Lydia Deetz

Quotes 

• Lydia Deetz : [discovers the only way to get rid of skeletons in the closet is to tell the truth]  I'll tell my parents the truth about the skunk.

  Skeleton : [appears before Charles]  Lydia lied -

  [disappears] 

  Charles Deetz : [half asleep]  Delia's cooking.

• Beetlejuice : I've never told the truth in my life, even after.

  Lydia Deetz : Beetlejuice!

  Beetlejuice : I don't even tell the truth about things I'm proud of.

• Lydia Deetz : [releasing the skunk into the wild]  Goodbye little Stinky! Well, that's one skeleton out of my closet.

  Beetlejuice : Yeah, but it'll never smell the same.

• Charles Deetz : [enters Lydia's room half asleep, sees Beetlejuice pulling a scary face]  Bad dream?

  Lydia Deetz : Uh, yeah.

  Charles Deetz : Yours? Or mine?

  Lydia Deetz : Um, mine, Father.

  Charles Deetz : Good.

  [turns and leaves] 

• Beetlejuice : [loses the bug he was about to eat]  You made me lose my lunch!

  Lydia Deetz : [excited]  Really?

  [jumps up and down on her bed] 

  Lydia Deetz : Then my funny face was gross! Gross enough for the 24 hour gross out game show?