- Spot: Now, according to my calculations... the only truly statistically safe ride at the fair is... the turnstile.
- Cadpig: Personally, I'm drawn to the symbolic journey of the roller coaster carrying you through life's ups and downs... till you puke.
- [first lines]
- Ed: For bounds of fun, be sure to run to Grutely County Fair. Ferris wheels, bumper cars, and guest stars will be there. Yee-hoo! And be sure to buy your tickets for for the ten thousand... Huh? I've only got eight fingers. $10,000 House of de Vil sweepstakes.
- Cruella de Vil: That's right, Ed. Today, some lucky little peon will walk away with more money than they deserve. Plus, a year's supply of my silky soft hairspray, Cruella Sheen.
- Cornelia: Don't feel bad, dear. It was a lovely panic.
- [last lines]
- Alien: Scout One to Mothership.
- Mothership: Mothership here. Are the chickens ready for transport?
- Alien: Negative. But I did get something much better.
- [Steven the Alligator is trapped in a bubble]
- Steven the Aligator: Not again.
- Cornelia: Look, Spot. Don't worry about what the other species say. Even the pups. Well, one day you're their best friend. The next day you're their entree. Pleasant dreams.