- [the secret word is "little" and Pee-wee is trying to trick Mr. Window into saying it]
- Pee-wee: Hey, Mr. Window, what's the opposite of big?
- Mr. Window: Small?
- Pee-wee: No.
- Mr. Window: Tiny?
- Pee-wee: No.
- Mr. Window: Teeny?
- Pee-wee: No.
- Mr. Window: Itsy-bitsy?
- Pee-wee: No!
- Mr. Window: Petite.
- Pee-wee: No.
- Mr. Window: Miniscule.
- Pee-wee: No!
- Mr. Window: Dinky?
- Pee-wee: No!
- Mr. Window: Then what is it, Pee-wee?
- Pee-wee: Little!
- [everyone screams]
- Knucklehead: Knock, knock.
- Pee-wee: Who's there?
- Knucklehead: [looks around] Who's there?
- Pee-wee: Pee-wee.
- Knucklehead: Pee-wee who?
- Pee-wee: Pee-wee Herman, the invisible man. Boo!
- Knucklehead: Augh!
- [Pee-wee is invisible]
- Pee-wee: Hello!
- Miss Yvonne: [surprised] Oh! Pee-wee, is that you.
- Pee-wee: Yeah, but I'm over here.
- [runs to another spot]
- Miss Yvonne: Pee-wee, let me tell you something!
- Pee-wee: Well, go ahead and tell me, but I'm over here.
- [runs again]
- Miss Yvonne: Look, Pee-wee!
- Pee-wee: No, you look, 'cause I'm over here.
- [runs again]
- Miss Yvonne: I can't talk to someone I can't see.
- Pee-wee: I see London, I see France!
- [upskirts Miss Yvonne and laughs]
- Miss Yvonne: Oh! Oh!
- [exits the Playhouse]
- Globey: Pee-wee is certainly having fun being invisible. Huh, Randy?
- Randy: Yeah, but I kinda feel sorry for the guy.
- Globey: What do you mean?
- Randy: It's awfully hard to get noticed when you're invisible. Think about this. He can't have his picture taken, he can't even answer the Picture Phone.
- Globey: Hmm.
- Randy: And what if he can't come back?
- Globey: What do you mean?
- Randy: What if he stays invisible forever?
- Pee-wee: I've heard that, Randy, and I'm not going to be invisible forever. I can make myself visible whenever I want to.
- Randy: Oh yeah? Prove it.
- [invisible Pee-wee cries by Jambi's box]
- Jambi: [opens his box] Who's that crying outside my box?
- Pee-wee: It's me.
- Jambi: Oh, the Amazing Pee-wee. Are you still invisible?
- Pee-wee: How did you guess?
- Jambi: And I suppose you want me to make you visible again.
- Pee-wee: Yes, please.
- Jambi: I don't know if I can.
- Pee-wee: But you're Jambi.
- Jambi: It's not a good idea to mix magics, Pee-wee. It could be dangerous.
- Pee-wee: I'm willing to take the risk.
- Jambi: All right.
- Tito: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, puppets, machines, and... um... well, everyone else, big and little...
- [everybody screams]
- Tito: Prepare to be stupid.
- [a voice whispers, "Stupified."]
- Tito: Oh, right.
- [everybody laughs]
- Tito: Prepare to be stupified. For the first time anywhere, the Amazing Pee-wee.