- Knucklehead: Knock, knock.
- Pee-wee Herman: Who's there?
- Knucklehead: Juno.
- Pee-wee Herman: Juno who?
- Knucklehead: Juno any knock-knock jokes?
- Pee-wee Herman: Sure, I do. Okay, you start.
- Knucklehead: Okay. Knock, knock.
- Pee-wee Herman: Who's there?
- Knucklehead: Wa... Wait a minute. What is this?
- [everyone screams]
- Randy: You can't have a party.
- Pee-wee Herman: Oh? And why not, Randy?
- Randy: 'Cause it ain't a holiday, and it ain't nobody's birthday. That's why.
- Pee-wee Herman: So? You don't have to have a reason to have a party.
- Randy: Do too.
- Pee-wee Herman: Do not.
- Randy: Do too.
- Pee-wee Herman: Do not.
- Randy: Do too!
- Pee-wee Herman: Do not!
- Randy: Do too!
- Pee-wee Herman: Do not!
- Randy: DO TOO!
- Pee-wee Herman: Do not, infinity. Anyway, I already happen to have a really good reason already.
- Randy: Yeah? What?
- Pee-wee Herman: We're going to have a party to celebrate friendship.
- Randy: What do you mean?
- Pee-wee Herman: We're going to celebrate all the great friends we have that come to visit, and everybody who lives here, and everybody out there watching.
- Randy: Are there gonna be presents?
- Pee-wee Herman: Sure, there's going to be presents. Lots of them.
- Randy: Well, I'm your friend. Can a come?
- Pee-wee Herman: Hmm, beg me!
- Randy: Please. I'm beggin' ya. Please!
- Pee-wee Herman: Okay, Randy. You can come.
- Randy: Yippee!
- Jambi: Hey, Pee-wee. What about me? Where's my present?
- Pee-wee Herman: Your present's from me, Jambi. I'm giving you my wish.
- Jambi: Thanks, Pee-wee! And I know just what to wish for.
- [Jambi grants the wish, and another genie box appears next to his]
- Jambi: Open says me!
- [the box opens, and a Lady Genie appears]
- Lady Genie: Two heads are better than one.
- Jambi: You can say that again.
- Lady Genie: Two heads are better than one.
- [both genies laugh]
- Pee-wee Herman: [after getting free foil from the Salesman] Gee, thanks a lot. Why don't you help yourself to some punch.
- Salesman: Don't mind if I do.
- Captain Carl: [to the Fish] Hey, can I get you guys something to *drink?*
- [laughs histarically]
- Silver Fish: Wise guy.
- Gold Fish: That joke's so old, it has algae on it.
- [laughs]