W. Steven Carroll: The Voice

Quotes 

• The Voice : Where was the first time you saw her?

  Man : Honestly, I can't remember where I first saw her.

  The Voice : And this is the woman you have professed your undying love for?

  Man : I always saw that as some trivial detail parents told their children to relive better times in their relationship.

  The Voice : Seeing as how the subject of children is irrelevant at this point and was implausible even then, I'll let you have that one.

• Man : Am I coming off as vain? Pretentious? Egotistical?

  The Voice : No, I don't think you are one given to flattering yourself, nor do I believe you have reason to do so.

• The Voice : And you think there was something about your lack of personality that she found endearing? Shyness can only be so cute before it eventually becomes pathetic.

• The Voice : Why have you chosen to consume yourself and those around you with hate?

  Man : Because hatred is so much easier.