Hazel (TV Series)

Hazel the Matchmaker (1962)

Shirley Booth: Hazel Burke

Quotes 

• Hazel Burke : In the Baxter's living room with Dorothy sitting there as well, Hazel is asking Harold's teacher why she never got married. "No men in your life?"

  Miss Lewis : I have a lot of men in my life. I'm with 18 men, all single, nearly every day.

  Hazel Burke : Well, for Pete's sake, what's the matter with them? You're a real good-lookin' girl if you just took them glasses off.

  Miss Lewis : Hazel, the men I'm referring to are all 8 years old.

  [Referring to her students] 

• Hazel Burke : In the kitchen with Dorothy and their neighbor Stan who tells them his new cook isn't very good. "I knew it the minute I saw her - too skinny. I never saw a good cook yet that didn't jiggle a little."