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Quotes
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The Big Bad Wolf : I just got back from Con Con, the con man's convention. I show up, nobody there! Empty building! Guess I should have seen that one coming.
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Granny Puckett : Wolf, think you can handle a bike like this?
The Big Bad Wolf : Sure, I think I could if I had to, I went through my bad boy phase. Rode a bike, greased my hair back, lived over Richie Cunningham's garage, water skied over a shark tank. Those were some Happy Days.
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The Big Bad Wolf : Wow, my life just flashed before my eye's. It's weird flashbacks really do add ten pounds.
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Granny Puckett : [riding broom stick] I've gotta get me one of these!
The Big Bad Wolf : [holding on behind her] Yeah,it suits you. Lets swing by the hat store and pick up something pointy.
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Japeth the Goat : ...Till one day I walked in the path of a motorcycle and got myself in quiet a pickle.
[flies off cliff]
The Big Bad Wolf : I'm uninsured!
Japeth the Goat : And I fell onto a branch, and a pointy rock, and an angry rock climber, and a beaver.
[pauses for a second]
Japeth the Goat : and another beaver.
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The Big Bad Wolf : Yeah, my finest hour. I'm shopping the movie rights.
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The Big Bad Wolf : Nicky Flippers' little superstar is far, far... far away. Far, far, far... far away. Far... far away.
Twitchy : Yeah, yeah, I get it!
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The Big Bad Wolf : Nicky Flippers' little superstar is far, far... far away. Far, far, far... far away. Far... far away.
Hansel : Yeah, yeah, I get it!
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The Big Bad Wolf : [Repeated line] Muffins!