- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Are you datin' anyone?
- Ronon Dex: You mean like a woman?
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: Or a man.
- Carson Beckett M. D.: Oh... wait a sec. Do you have a hot date?
- Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: What? How did you know that?
- Carson Beckett M. D.: I was joking, but I was right. Who is it?
- Ronon Dex: [Asking Sheppard about golf] So that's the sport, you just hit a little ball as far as you can?
- Maj. John Sheppard: First, it's a game and no, it's a little more complicated than that. See there are 18 holes all made of varying length and dimensions. First goal is to hit the ball through a series of water and sand hazards 'till you land on the green, then you putt the ball into the hole.
- Ronon Dex: [Looking at the ocean] So this is a water hazard.
- Carson Beckett M. D.: Rodney and I are heading to the mainland to catch a fish that seems to be just like a trout. Care to join us? Sport of kings.
- Lt. Colonel John Sheppard: I thought horse racing was the sport of kings?
- Carson Beckett M. D.: For the boring kings, maybe.