"Aliens in the Family" Meet the Brodys (TV Episode 1996) - Paige Tiffany as Heather Brody

Heather Brody : What kind of a name is Spit?

Cookie Brody : It's an old family name. He was named after my Grandpa Spit.

Spit : It happens to mean 'handsome warrior.' Do you know what your name means on my planet, Heather? Or should I say, 'Gum Disease?'
Heather Brody : If you're hungry, there's a clock-radio on the nightstand.
Doug Brody : There's a spot for us at the Sherwood Hills Country Club.

Heather Brody : Tiffany Kendall's family belongs! I could be friends with her! I can be one of the cool kids! I'll have nothing to worry about for the rest of my life!

Spit : Except for that meteor that's gonna collide with earth in 20 years.
Heather Brody : Since Dad joined the country club, I moved up the food chain from ridiculed non-entity to tolerated acquaintance.
Tiffany Kendall : I broke up with Chad.

Heather Brody : Really? How'd he take it?

Tiffany Kendall : Not well. But on the bright side, I've broken up with 5 other guys this semester, and they formed a support group.
Heather Brody : Alright, what do you want?

Spit Brody : Well, you know that car Dad's gonna get you when you turn 16?

Heather Brody : Yeah.

Spit Brody : I'd like to eat it.

Paige Tiffany: Heather Brody