My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

Jump for Joy (2006)

Burt Reynolds: Chubby

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Quotes 

• Chubby : [smelling one of his female employees at Club Chubby before turning to Earl]  You wanna smell it? Go on, smell it!

  Earl : [Earl sniffs]  Nice! Vanilla.

  Chubby : Yeah.

  [Randy tries to sniff but is restrained by Chubby, who clenches Randy's chin] 

  Chubby : Not you!

  Randy : [through pursued lips]  But I love vanilla! It's my third favourite flavour!

  Chubby : Alright. Just a whiff.

  [Chubby drags Randy towards female employee by his chin then releases him] 

  Randy : [satisfied]  It smells like a cupcake with boobies.

  Chubby : [pulls a gun on Randy]  Open up! This is a real classy joint. And I don't wanna ever hear boobies around here. Got that?

  Randy : [paralysed with fear]  Uh-huh!

  Chubby : [shoots Randy, revealing the gun to be a water pistol full of alcohol]  Vodka!

• Chubby : [on dry-cleaning TV commercial]  You wouldn't clean your body with discount chemicals so why should you treat your clothes any differently? Cos if there's one thing your clothes can appreciate it's...

  Chubby : [changes to restaurant commercial]  The taste of slow cookin' with the sloppiest sauce around! Now our meats are eased to perfection, so be sure to bring your kids down for...

  Chubby : [changes to strip club commercial]  Lap dance madness every Tuesday... there's all kinds of fun going on at Club Chubby so come on down! And don't forget: sweat bands are allowed and truckers shower for free.